Tease: Which young QB has a terrible Quarter Back Rating, I’ll tell you at ______ 

Not a good night for Baker Mayfield, the former 1st overall pick went 8 for 22 for 100 yards with 2 interceptions and a fumble last night in the Browns loss to the 49ers. The Browns drop to 2 and 3 after the 31 to 6 defeat. For the season Baker Mayfield has the third lowest QBR of all active quarterbacks at 33.4, only ahead of Cam Newton and Jets backup Luke Falk. Another game like that and the Progressive Ad where he’s acting like a grounds-keeper might seem like foreshadowing. (Additional out) Another week like that and Odell is gonna start attacking kicking nets. 

Tease: I’ll tell you which celebrity finally made good on their threat to move to Canada coming up in ______ minutes 

Nick Carter’s less famous brother, Aaron Carter, has moved to Canada. The Tampa Florida born, of course, pop singer said that America is quote “Really foul” and bought a mansion in Canada. The Nova Scotia mansion is 9,000 square feet and features 8 bedrooms, a rec room, a study and a fireplace in every room. For years celebrities have been threatening to move to Canada, who knew the first one to do it would be a guy with a Rihanna inspired face tattoo. (Additional out) I just want know how he can afford a 9,000 square foot home, he hasn’t had a hit in 5 years, maybe we should all move to Canada 

Tease: What’s a presidential tweet worth to a rock band? I’ll tell you at  ___________ 

That band your aunt likes, Nickelback, has seen a 569% increase in sales since President Trump tweeted the Canadian rock band’s “Photograph” music video in a meme last week. After the President posted the tweet, the band quickly pushed back on a copyright claim causing Twitter to take the video down. In addition to the jump in downloads “Photograph” has also added 772,00 streams on platforms like Spotify easily bringing in tens of dollars. (Additional out) Nickleback should feel proud, usually to get Trump to tweet about you, you have to speak out about how he’s trampling on our constitution 

Tease: What happened when a Texas man was struck by lightning recently? A) His socks and shoes flew off, B) He gained super-powers, C) His hair fell out or D) He relieved himself. I’ll tell you at __________ 

Nineteen people have died this year after being struck by lightning, according to the National Weather Service. That’s why Alex Coreas says he feels lucky to be alive. The Texas man was struck by lightning recently while taking his dogs to the park causing his socks and shoes to fall off. Both the man and the dogs are fine though. Alex spoke to ABC13 in Houston describing how the whole front of his shirt was burned. Personally, I wanna know what the dogs were thinking, cause you know the next time he wants to take them to the park they’re gonna be like “No thanks dude, remember what happened last time…. The sky tried to kill you.” 

Phone Topic: A HUGE deer jumped through the window of a salon in Long Island over the weekend, completely destroying the place before exiting through the door. The deer and all of the people in the salon are ok by the way, but the deer did steal a hair iron for some reason. What’s the weirdest animal encounter you’ve ever had? 

Contest Tease: Science says this amount of coffee per day will lead to migraines, the correct answer wins _______ coming up at ___________ 

[Contest setup] According to a new study out of Harvard, how many cups of coffee per day can lead to Migraines? 

A: 1 Cup 

B: 3 Cups 

C: 5 Cups 

Answer: B, the study found that drinking just 3 cups of coffee or caffeinated beverages in one day can lead to headaches in people with episodic migraines. Especially if it’s Starbucks coffee because that’s roughly $27 dollars-worth. 

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1) )Former 1st overall pick Baker Mayfeild had a rough night on Monday Night Football. Mayfield went 8 for 22 for 100 yards with 2 interceptions and a fumble in the Browns loss to the 49ers. The Browns drop to 2 and 3 after the 31 to 6 defeat. For the season Baker Mayfield has the third lowest QBR of all active quarterbacks at 33.4, only ahead of Cam Newton and Jets backup Luke Falk. Another week like that and Odell Beckham Jr. is gonna start attacking kicking nets. 

2) Nick Carter’s less famous brother, Aaron Carter, has moved to Canada. The Tampa Florida born pop singer said that America is quote “Really foul” and bought a mansion in Canada. The Nova Scotia mansion is 9,000 square feet and features 8 bedrooms, a rec room, a study and a fireplace in every room. For years celebrities have been threatening to move to Canada, who knew the first one to do it would be a guy with a Rihanna inspired face tattoo. 

3) That band your aunt likes, Nickelback, has seen a 569% increase in sales since President Trump tweeted the Canadian rock band’s “Photograph” music video in a meme last week. After the President posted the tweet, the band quickly pushed back on a copyright claim causing Twitter to take the video down. In addition to the jump in downloads “Photograph” has also added 772,00 streams on platforms like Spotify easily bringing in tens of dollars. 

4) Nineteen people have died this year after being struck by lightning, according to the National Weather Service. That’s why Alex Coreas says he feels lucky to be alive. The Texas man was stuck by lightning recently while taking his dogs to the park causing his socks and shoes to fall off. Both the man and the dogs are fine though. Alex spoke to ABC13 in Houston describing how the whole front of his shirt was burned. Personally, I wanna know what the dogs were thinking, cause you know the next time he wants to take them to the park they’re gonna be like “No thanks dude, remember what happened last time…. The sky tried to kill you.” 

5) According to a new study out of Harvard, drinking just 3 cups of coffee or caffeinated beverages in one day can lead to headaches in people with episodic migraines. Especially if it’s Starbucks coffee because that’s roughly $27 dollars-worth. 

Oddest Animal Encounters 

After watching the video of a deer who jumped through the window of a salon in Long Island over the weekend, completely destroying the place before exiting through the door. The deer and all of the people in the salon are ok by the way, but the deer did steal a hair iron for some reason. We asked our _________ listeners about their weirdest encounters with animals. Listen to the clip below to hear the best responses. 

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