Tease: I’ll tell you which NFL legend is ripping the refs after a terrible call costs the Lions to lose to the Packers in  ______ minutes  

Like everyone watching last night, Hall of fame running back and Lion legend Barry Sanders thinks the refs cost the Detroit Lions the game against State Farm pitchman Aaron Rodgers and the Packers. During Monday Night Football the zebras called two phantom hands to the face penalties that helped the Packers overcome a 13-point deficit in the fourth quarter. Apparently the ref was distracted by Rodgers awesome 70’s stache. (Additional Out) But then again who cares about the Lions.  

Tease: A restaurant employee was fired after exposing how the restaurant makes their mac and cheese. I’ll tell you which restaurant in ______ minutes  

That restaurant you eat at when you and your significant other can’t think of anywhere else to go, Panera Bread, is in some hot water. The chain just fired a young female employee after their TikTok video showing how the restaurant makes it’s macaroni and cheese went viral. The video that has 11.2 million views shows the young woman throwing a frozen bag of mac and cheese into a vat of boiling water. I admit the video is kind of gross, but it still makes me want to eat mac and cheese (Additional Out) In her defense, nobody eats mac and cheese because they think it’s healthy.  

Tease: Coming up at ______ I’ll tell you who the new Catwoman is.  

Zoe Kravitz, the daughter of rock legend and guy your aunt thinks about when making out with your uncle, Lenny Kravitz, has been named the new Catwoman. Various reports indicate that the 30-year-old actress, singer and model will play opposite Robert Pattinson’s batman in the upcoming Batman solo flick. Pattinson will follow in the footsteps of iconic actors who’ve warn the cape like Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer and to a much lesser extent Clooney and Ben Affleck. (Additional out) I was kind of hoping they’d consider Bat Dad for the role.  

Tease: Which celebrity bit it recently while riding a bike? A) Justin Timberlake, B) Charlie Sheen, or C) Justin Bieber. I’ll tell you coming up at ________  

A picture of Canada’s second most popular export, Justin Bieber, taking a hard fall off a Unicycle has gone viral on the old interwebs. The picture was of course taken by the paparazzi that follow the recently married singer to document his every move, but at least in this case their tireless work is newsworthy, as they caught him doing something we all love watching him do… eat it. So, it sounds like the Biebs is handling married life about as expected. (Additional out) In his defense everyone who rides a unicycle will eventually eat some pavement.  

Phone Topic: Lays has just unveiled their new chip flavor and frankly it sounds disgusting. The new fall flavor is grilled cheese and tomato soup. At least it’s a combo a lot of people love. What’s the worst possible flavor combination you can think of so we can suggest it for next year?  

Contest Tease: Doing this daily could lead to twenty-five thousand dollars more per year in salary? The correct answer wins _______ coming up at ___________  

[Contest setup] According to a recent study I wasn’t consulted on, doing this regularly could lead to you making twenty-five thousand dollars more per year in annual salary. What is it?  

A: Taking long lunch breaks  

B: Dating your coworkers  

C: Working out  

Answer: C, a study conducted by One Poll surveyed a thousand people and found that the ones who were working out more frequently earned as much as $25,000 more per year than those who didn’t. It also found that people who work out regularly are twice as likely to casually slip that factoid into conversations.  

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5 Things You Need to Know  

1) Just like everyone watching last night, Hall of fame running back and Lion legend Barry Sanders thought the refs cost the Detroit Lions the game against State Farm pitchman Aaron Rodgers and the Packers. During Monday Night Football the zebras called two phantom hands to the face penalties that helped the Packers overcome a 13-point deficit in the fourth quarter. Apparently, the ref was distracted by Rodgers awesome 70’s ‘stache.  

2) That restaurant you eat at when you and your significant other can’t think of anywhere else to go, Panera Bread, is in some hot water. The chain just fired a young female employee after her TikTok video showing how the restaurant makes it’s macaroni and cheese went viral. The video that has 11.2 million views shows the young woman throwing a frozen bag of mac and cheese into a vat of boiling water. I admit the video is kind of gross, but it still makes me want to eat mac and cheese  

3) Zoe Kravitz, the daughter of rock legend and guy your aunt thinks about when making out with your uncle, Lenny Kravitz, has been named the new Catwoman. Various reports indicate that the 30-year-old actress, singer and model will play opposite Robert Pattinson’s batman in the upcoming Batman solo flick. Pattinson will follow in the footsteps of iconic actors who’ve warn the cape like Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer and to a much lesser extent Clooney and Ben Affleck. I was kind of hoping they’d consider Bat Dad for the role.  

4) A picture of Canada’s second most popular export, Justin Bieber, taking a hard fall off a Unicycle has gone viral on the old interwebs. The picture was of course taken by the paparazzi that follow the recently married singer to document his every move, but at least in this case their tireless work is newsworthy, as they caught him doing something we all love watching him do… eat it. In his defense everyone who rides a unicycle will eventually eat some pavement.  

5) A study conducted by One Poll surveyed a thousand people and found that the ones who were working out more frequently earned $25,000 more per year than those who didn’t. It also found that people who work out regularly are twice as likely to casually slip that factoid into conversations.  

Worst Possible Lay’s Flavors We Could Think Of  

Lay’s has just unveiled their new chip flavor and frankly it sounds disgusting. The new fall flavor is grilled cheese and tomato soup, which is at least a combo that a lot of people love. But, it got us thinking…. I wonder what the worst possible flavor combination would be. So we asked our ________ to tell us their terrible flavor combo ideas so we can suggest them to Lay’s for next year? Click below to hear the best, or worst, responses.  

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