Tease: What happens when you slam 10 margaritas on your honeymoon cruise? I’ll tell you coming up in ______ minutes
An Alabama man tried hard to get all his money’s worth out of the unlimited drink package on his recent honeymoon. During a Carnival Cruise, John “JT” Holliday downed 10 margaritas and fell off his fourth story balcony onto the pool deck. Somehow, he survived the fall and was airlifted to the hospital where he’s in critical condition but expected to make a full recovery. Sadly, he was still only the tenth drunkest person on that particular Carnival Cruise. (Additional Out) That’s why I always stay in an interior room, worst case scenario I pass out in that tiny bathroom or the hallway.
Tease: I’ll tell you which baseball player should avoid the internet today coming up at ______
Clayton Kershaw choked in game 5 against the Nationals and the internet isn’t being nice about it, using a sad picture of the Dodgers pitcher sitting by himself on the bench to create memes. Kershaw had back to back homers hit off him in the elimination game last night. It’s not his first time to struggle in the playoffs, causing some fans to post pictures of him in clown makeup on a movie poster that says Clayton Kershaw, Choker, coming to you every October. I’m sure he cried all night in his mansion while counting the 31 million dollars he made this year playing a game.
Tease: Which one of these is a real Florida headline, A) Man Wrestles Shark on a Dare and Loses, B) Nude Woman Scales Building, C) Two Men Arrested For Trying to Get Drunk With an Alligator . I’ll tell you at ___________
Meanwhile in Florida, two men were arrested for trying to get drunk with an alligator. 27 year old Timothy Kepke and his buddy, 22 year old Noah Osborne, were charged with unlawfully taking an alligator in Palm City. Kepke told the police that his pal Osborne caught the gator with his bare hands then poured beer down the animal’s mouth and enticed it to bight his forearm. Plus, since it’s 2019 they of course filmed the incident. You know what they say in Florida, it’s not a party until someone gets drunk and wrestles a gator. (Additional Out) You can see the clip on Fox’s new show “When Drunk Animals Attack”.
Tease: Coming up at ________ I’ll tell you which NFL QB had a phone call with the President after his big win on Sunday.
After he led his team to a 28 to 10 win over the Giants on Sunday, Vikings QB Kirk Cousins spoke with Donald Trump on the phone. Usually Presidential calls to athletes are reserved for championship wins and the Vikings are a long way from even sniffing the Super Bowl, currently sitting in 4th in the NFC North. But, it might have something to do with the fact that Trump is holding a rally in Minneapolis today. Apparently Trump just wanted to briefly congratulate Cousins on the win and ask if he had any dirt on Joe Biden. (Additional Out) Apparently Trump just wanted to briefly congratulate Cousins on the win and tell him about his historic electoral college win three years ago.
Phone Topic: Google says that the Pennywise character from the movie IT is the most searched costume this year, followed by Spider-Man and the Demogorgon from Stranger Things which sounds like a pretty elaborate costume by the way. What’s the most creative Halloween costume you’ve ever seen?
Contest Tease: According to a recent survey what American state has the sexiest accent, the correct answer wins _______ coming up at ___________
[Contest setup] According to a survey of 1.5 million people on social media, what American state has the sexiest accent?
A: New York
B: Massachusetts
C: Texas
Answer: C, the study found that Texans have the sexiest accent followed by the Bostonian accent in Massachusetts and New York, their neighbors in New Jersey however came in toward the bottom of the list because nobody wants to picture Chris Christie or Snookie when they’re getting busy.
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5 Things You Need to Know
1) An Alabama man attempted to get all his money’s worth out of the unlimited drink package on his recent honeymoon. During a Carnival Cruise, John “JT” Holliday downed 10 margaritas and fell off his fourth story balcony onto the pool deck. Somehow, he survived the fall and was airlifted to the hospital where he’s in critical condition but expected to make a full recovery. Sadly, he was still only the tenth drunkest person on that particular Carnival Cruise.
2) Clayton Kershaw should probably avoid the interweb for a few days. Last night he choked in game 5 against the Nationals and the internet isn’t being nice about it, using a sad picture of the Dodgers pitcher sitting by himself on the bench to create memes. Kershaw had back to back homers hit off him in the elimination game last night. It’s not his first time to struggle in the playoffs, causing some fans to post pictures of him in clown makeup on a movie poster that says Clayton Kershaw, Choker, coming to you every October. I’m sure he cried all night in his mansion while counting the 31 million dollars he made this year playing a game.
3) Meanwhile in Florida, two men were arrested for trying to get drunk with an alligator. 27 year old Timothy Kepke and his buddy, 22 year old Noah Osborne, were charged with unlawfully taking an alligator in Palm City. Kepke told the police that his pal Osborne caught the gator with his bare hands then poured beer down the animal’s mouth and enticed it to bight his forearm. Plus, since it’s 2019 they of course filmed the incident. You can see the clip on the new Fox show “When Drunk Animals Attack”.
4) After he led his team to a 28 to 10 win over the Giants on Sunday, Vikings QB Kirk Cousins spoke with Donald Trump on the phone. Usually Presidential calls to athletes are reserved for championship wins and the Vikings are a long way from even sniffing the Super Bowl, currently sitting in 4th in the NFC North. But, it might have something to do with the fact that Trump is holding a rally in Minneapolis today. Apparently Trump just wanted to briefly congratulate Cousins on the win and ask if he had any dirt on Joe Biden.
5) A recent study found that Texans have the sexiest accent of any state in the US. The Lone Star State was followed by the Bostonian accent in Massachusetts and New York. New York’s neighbors in New Jersey however came in toward the bottom of the list because nobody wants to picture Chris Christie or Snookie when they’re getting busy.
Most Creative Halloween Costumes Ever
According to Google, that search engine that knows what you’re thinking about buying before you do, the Pennywise character from the movie IT is the most searched Halloween costume this year. The creepy clown is followed by Spider-Man and the Demogorgon from Stranger Things, which sounds like a pretty elaborate costume by the way. We asked our _________ listeners to tell us the most creative Halloween costume they’ve ever seen. Click below to hear the best answers.
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