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Tease: Coming up in ___________ minutes, the DOJ strikes back at hackers  

The Department of Justice confirmed that they’ve seized back over half of the ransom paid by the Colonial Pipeline. A new team of feds within the DOJ hacked the Russian based hacking group Darkside and recovered $2.3 million of the 4.4 million dollar ransom the gas pipeline owners paid. Plus, we left a scathing Yelp review. (Additional Out) Proof that our nerds are just as good as their nerds.  

Tease: In ___­­­­___ minutes, scientists discover a massive one of these  

Scientists confirmed the discovery of Australia’s largest dinosaur that was two stories tall and a basketball court long. ‘Cooper’ whose scientific name is Australotitan Coopernesis, is estimated to have walked the Earth over 90 million years ago. It was a titanosaur, a plant eating species that reached 21.3 feet in height and 98.4 feet in length. So like most vegans, it looked down on everyone else. (Additional Out) I still don’t understand how they can tell all of that from a couple of leg bones.  

Tease: Coming up at ­­­­­­­­­­­­_____, this state approved joints for jabs  

Washington state approved the ‘joint for jabs’ Covid-19 vaccination incentive program. Marijuana dispensaries in Washington are getting the go-ahead to hand out a free joint to customers who get vaccinated at in store clinics. The program will run through July 12th and only one complimentary joint per customer is allowed. I guess that’s one way to offset any side effects. (Additional out) So now depending on where you live the incentives include money, guns, trucks, beer and weed, if only the forefathers could see us now.  

Tease: In _____ minutes, a new poll shows Americans are getting back to normal  

According to a new Gallup poll only one in four people are still mostly isolating in their home. That’s down from more than 75 percent back in April of 2020. That’s yet another sign that things are returning to normal as the pandemic wanes here in America. So now we’ll all have to come up with other excuses for skipping people’s weddings. (Additional out) Or a sign that we’ve all run out of shows to stream.  

Phone Topic/Web Poll A new survey revealed the most-hated houseguest faux pas everyone should avoid. At the top of the list, wiping your hands on someone’s sofa, putting your feet up on their furniture, not taking your shoes off before you enter, breaking wind in their house or going number 2 in the host’s bathroom. What do you think, what’s the worst houseguest habit?  

Contest Tease: Contest Tease: Coming up at _____________, how many of us have one of these on our body? The correct answer wins ________.    

[Contest setup] Tattoos are more popular and less stigmatized than ever. According to a new MSN poll, what percentage of Americans say they have a tattoo?  

A: 21%  

B: 31%  

C: 41%  

Answer: A, out of over 14,000 respondents, 21% have a tattoo. And roughly 99% of them want you to ask where and why they got it.  

[DIY Feature] Knockout Trivia Tuesday: I’ll ask a question on air, if you call in and correctly answer it you’ll have twenty seconds to answer three more questions to win ________. If no one gets it, we’ll move on to round 2.  

Round 1:  

General question: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (SpongeBob Square Pants)  

Follow up questions:  

What US President appears on the fifty-dollar bill? (Ulysses S. Grant)  

There are 86,400 of what in a day? (Seconds)  

What letter is not included in any of the 50 US state names? (Q)  

Round 2:  

General question: Where did the Olympic games originate? (Greece)  

Follow up questions:  

What material repels werewolves? (Silver)  

On which hand did Captain Hook have his hook? (Left)  

What is Earth’s largest continent? (Asia)  

5 Things You Need to Know  

1) The Department of Justice confirmed that they’ve seized back over half of the ransom paid by the Colonial Pipeline. A new team of feds within the DOJ hacked the Russian based hacking group Darkside and recovered $2.3 million of the 4.4 million dollar ransom the gas pipeline owners paid. Plus, we left a scathing Yelp review.  

2) Scientists confirmed the discovery of Australia’s largest dinosaur that was two stories tall and a basketball court long. ‘Cooper’ whose scientific name is Australotitan Coopernesis, is estimated to have walked the Earth over 90 million years ago. It was a titanosaur, a plant eating species that reached 21.3 feet in height and 98.4 feet in length. So like most vegans, it looked down on everyone else.  

3) Washington state approved the ‘joint for jabs’ Covid-19 vaccination incentive program. Marijuana dispensaries in Washington are getting the go-ahead to hand out a free joint to customers who get vaccinated at in store clinics. The program will run through July 12th and only one complimentary joint per customer is allowed. I guess that’s one way to offset any side effects.  

4) According to a new Gallup poll only one in four people are still mostly isolating in their home. That’s down from more than 75 percent back in April of 2020. That’s yet another sign that things are returning to normal as the pandemic wanes here in America. Or a sign that we’ve all run out of shows to stream.  

5) Tattoos are more popular and less stigmatized than ever. According to a new MSN poll, over one in five Americans have ink. Out of the over 14,000 respondents, 21% said they have a tattoo. And roughly 99% of them want you to ask where and why they got it.  

What’s the Worst Houseguest Habit?

A new survey revealed the most-hated houseguest faux pas everyone should avoid. At the top of the list, wiping your hands on someone’s sofa, putting your feet up on their furniture, not taking your shoes off before you enter, breaking wind in their house or going number 2 in the host’s bathroom. What do you think, what’s the worst houseguest habit? We posed that question to our  _________ listeners, click below to hear their responses, take the web polls below to weigh in, then listen tomorrow at _______ to hear the results.  

(Upload audio from your best calls)  

(Web polls)  

What’s the worst houseguest habit?  

Wiping their hands on your sofa  

Putting feet up on your furniture  

Not taking off their shoes before they enter  

Breaking wind in your house  

Going number 2 in your bathroom  

Raiding your fridge  

(Other suggestions from on-air)