Tease: Wildlife officials issue a warning about a ‘Frankenfish’, I’ll tell you where coming up in ______ minutes
Georgia wildlife officials have issued a warning about a ‘Frankenfish’ and it’s straight nightmare fuel. The fish that looks like a science experiment gone wrong is actually the invasive Snakehead. Northern Snakeheads are native to China, have a long dorsal fin, a dark brown splotchy appearance, get up to 3 feet in length and can survive on land. The Georgia Department of Natural Resources says that if you run into one you should kill it immediately and call authorities. Forget that, I’m calling Jeremy Wade (The River Monster’s guy who owns one shirt). (Additional Out) Or catch them and throw a few in your ex’s pool.
Tease: I’ll tell you which young Quarterback is annoying NFL veterans at ______
Browns QB and dude bro Baker Mayfield is reportedly annoying NFL veterans with his cocky attitude. According to Bleacher Report several veterans are sick of the Quarterback’s antics considering that he hasn’t really won anything yet. One Super Bowl winning defensive player said, “He acts like he’s won 10 Super Bowls”. Mayfield, of course, only won 7 games in his first year, didn’t even sniff the playoffs and they have a losing record in this young season. They’re currently 2nd in the AFC north, the Khloe Kardashian of NFL divisions. (Additional Out) the winner of which receives the distinct honor of losing in the first round of the playoffs.
Tease: Which popular 90’s sitcom is getting a spinoff, A) Seinfeld, B) Fresh Prince of Belaire, or C) Family Matters . I’ll tell you at ___________
If the words “In West Philadelphia born and raised…” get you excited you’ll be happy to hear that Will Smith says he’s developing a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air spinoff series. Despite Smith stating in a 2016 interview with E that a reboot of the popular 90s sitcom would never happen, the Hollywood Reporter published a story recently saying that it will. No further details were released though. I’m a hundred percent in on this as long as Carlton’s in it and none of Will Smith’s kids are in it. (Additional out) Proving my theory, that if you wait long enough everything you loved in the 90s will be ruined.
Tease: Coming up at ________ I’ll tell you about a bar that’s selling booze by the hour.
This is either ingenious or incredibly stupid, a St. Louis Missouri bar has decided to sell time instead of drinks. The bar called Open Concept opened last Friday and according to their website people can drink as much as they can legally handle for an average price of ten dollars per hour. Guests are asked to book a time in advance and it starts when you receive your first drink and ends when you throw up on the guy next to you. (Additional out) Makes sense that I should schedule my drinking the same way I schedule my therapy.
Phone Topic: A family on vacation found over a half million dollars worth of cocaine while walking on the beach in South Carolina recently. Authorities believe it was dumped on the beach by Hurricane Dorian back in September. What’s the strangest thing that’s ever happened to you on a vacation?
Contest Tease: According to a recent poll what’s the most popular Halloween Candy. The correct answer wins _______ coming up at ___________
[Contest setup] According to a new poll which one of these is the most popular Halloween Candy?
A: Snickers
B: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
C: M&M’s
Answer: B, the Monmouth University poll found that the Reese’s peanut butter cups are hands down America’s favorite at 36 percent. Snickers came in second at 18 percent followed by M&M’s at 11 percent, and one weird kid answered Candy Corn.
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5 Things You Need to Know
1) )Georgia wildlife officials have issued a kill order on a ‘Frankenfish’. The doomed fish, that looks like a science experiment gone wrong, is actually the invasive Snakehead. Northern Snakeheads are native to China, have a long dorsal fin, a dark brown splotchy appearance, get up to 3 feet in length and can survive on land. The Georgia Department of Natural Resources says that if you run into one you should kill it immediately and call authorities. Forget that, I’m calling Jeremy Wade (The River Monster’s guy who owns one shirt).
2) Browns QB, and dude bro extraordinaire, Baker Mayfield is reportedly annoying NFL veterans with his cocky attitude. According to Bleacher Report several veterans are sick of the Quarterback’s antics considering that he hasn’t really won anything yet. One Super Bowl winning defensive player said, “He acts like he’s won 10 Super Bowls”. Mayfield, of course, only won 7 games in his first year, didn’t even sniff the playoffs and they have a losing record in this young season. They’re currently 2nd in the AFC north, the winner of which receives the distinct honor of losing in the first round of the playoffs.
3) If the words “In West Philadelphia born and raised…” get you excited you’ll be happy to hear that Will Smith says he’s developing a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air spinoff series. Despite Smith stating in a 2016 interview with E that a reboot of the popular 90s sitcom would never happen, the Hollywood Reporter published a story recently saying that it will. No further details were released though. Proving my theory, that if you wait long enough everything you loved in the 90s will be ruined.
4) Selling booze by the hour? This is either ingenious or incredibly stupid… A St. Louis Missouri bar has decided to sell time instead of drinks. The bar called Open Concept opened last Friday and according to their website people can drink as much as they can legally handle for an average price of ten dollars per hour. Guests are asked to book a time in advance and it starts when you receive your first drink. Makes sense that I should schedule my drinking the same way I schedule my therapy.
5) Want to be the most popular house on Halloween? Stock up on Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. According to a recent Monmouth University poll the chocolate and peanut butter combo is hands down America’s favorite Halloween candy at 36 percent. Snickers came in second at 18 percent followed by M&M’s at 11 percent, and one weird kid answered Candy Corn.
Strangest Thing That’s Ever Happened on Vacation
During a recent vacation in South Carolina a family found over a half million dollars worth of cocaine while walking on the beach. Authorities believe it was dumped there by Hurricane Dorian back in September. So, we asked our __________ listeners to tell us the strangest thing that’s ever happened to them on a vacation? Click below to hear the best responses.
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