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Tease: Coming up in ___________ minutes, what health experts recommend if you traveled for Thanksgiving  

You should get tested for Covid-19 if you traveled over the Thanksgiving holiday according to top US health officials. Yesterday hospitalizations for coronavirus patients in the US reached a record high of 93,238. Also, the CDC called an emergency meeting for tomorrow to vote on who they recommend should be first to get a vaccine once one is authorized. Something tells me people who sit alone in a room for four hours talking into a microphone won’t be high on the list. (Additional out) I vote people who wear their masks like chin diapers at the grocery store go last.  

Tease: In ___­­­­___ minutes, the strange silver monolith mystery deepens  

The metal monolith discovered in a remote Utah desert has disappeared. The eleven foot tall, three sided mysterious object, that prompted theories of alien placement and drew determined hikers to its secret location, has vanished according to the Utah Bureau of Land Management. The monolith was removed by an “unknown party” sometime Friday night. Read the room aliens, we’re not really in the mood for a mystery right now. (Additional out) In other words the weirdo that put it there to mess with us snuck back in and took it down.  

Tease: Coming up at ­­­­­­­­­­­­_____, Saturday’s exhibition fights result in one knockout and one draw  

Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr’s heavily anticipated fight ended in a draw Saturday but Jake Paul knocked out Nate Robinson. The match between two former boxing champs who came out of retirement for one last pay day mostly involved Jones avoiding Tyson for eight rounds. But, in the co-main event YouTube star Jake Paul scored a vicious knockout of former NBA star Nate Robinson in the 2nd round. But the real winner of the fights was Snoop Dogg for his commentary. (Additional Out) 'Well worth the $50 Pay Per View Charge', said no one.  

Tease: In _____ minutes, how the President Elect broke his foot  

Joe Biden broke his foot over the weekend playing with his dog Major. The President Elect sprained his ankle causing a hairline fracture in two small bones in the middle of his right foot. Biden will be required to wear a boot for the next several weeks. It does seem like the older we get the lamer our injury stories, how did I break my foot? I was playing fetch with the dog. (Additional Out) Something I’m sure the anchors and OAN won’t overreact to.  

Phone Topic/Web Poll: Practice squad Wide Receiver Kendall Hinton played QB for the Denver Broncos yesterday against the Saints. The Broncos were forced to put Hinton under center yesterday after placing all four QBs on their roster in quarantine due to the league’s Covid-19 contact tracing protocols. Hinton finished with just one completion and the Saints won 31-3. What do you think, should the NFL have postponed the game?  

Contest Tease: Coming up at _____________, what percentage of lottery winners do this? The correct answer wins _______ _.  

[Contest setup] There are two big lottery prizes up for grabs this week, first tomorrow’s $229 million Mega Millions and then Wednesday’s $231 million Powerball drawing. According to the National Endowment for Financial Education, what percentage of people who win the lottery go bankrupt within a few years?  

A: 50%  

B: 60%  

C: 70%  

Answer: C, sadly 70% of lottery winners go broke within a few years of winning. Because we all like to think we’d act responsibly when suddenly given a quarter billion dollars, but then we all buy a castle and a couple Bentleys.  

[DIY Feature] Name that Movie Monday: I’ll give you a clue and play a short clip, the first person to call in and correctly identify the movie wins ________. If no one gets it I’ll move on to another clue and a slightly longer clip.  

Clue #1: Bill Murray’s older brother plays the boss  

Clue #2: A modern day Christmas Classic  

Clue #3: Stars Johnny Galecki as Rusty and Juliette Lewis as Audrey  

Answer: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation  

5 Things You Need to Know  

1) You should get tested for Covid-19 if you traveled over the Thanksgiving holiday according to top US health officials. Yesterday hospitalizations for coronavirus patients in the US reached a record high of 93,238. Also, the CDC called an emergency meeting for tomorrow to vote on who they recommend should be first to get a vaccine once one is authorized. I vote people who wear their masks like chin diapers at the grocery store go last.  

2) The metal monolith discovered in a remote Utah desert has disappeared. The eleven foot tall, three sided mysterious object, that prompted theories of alien placement and drew determined hikers to its secret location, has vanished according to the Utah Bureau of Land Management. The monolith was removed by an “unknown party” sometime Friday night. Read the room aliens, we’re not really in the mood for a mystery right now.  

3) Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr’s heavily anticipated fight ended in a draw Saturday but Jake Paul knocked out Nate Robinson. The match between two former boxing champs who came out of retirement for one last pay day mostly involved Jones avoiding Tyson for eight rounds. But, in the co-main event YouTube star Jake Paul scored a vicious knockout of former NBA star Nate Robinson in the 2nd round. But the real winner of the fights was Snoop Dogg for his commentary.  

4) Joe Biden broke his foot over the weekend playing with his dog Major. The President Elect sprained his ankle causing a hairline fracture in two small bones in the middle of his right foot. Biden will be required to wear a boot for the next several weeks. It does seem like the older we get the lamer our injury stories, how did I break my foot? I was playing fetch with the dog.  

5) There are two big lottery prizes up for grabs this week, first tomorrow’s $229 million Mega Millions and then Wednesday’s $231 million Powerball drawing. Sadly though, according to the National Endowment for Financial Education, 70% of people who win the lottery go bankrupt within a few years. Because we all like to think we’d act responsibly when suddenly given a quarter billion dollars, but then we all buy a castle and a couple Bentleys.    

Should the NFL Have Postponed the Broncos Saints Game?  

Practice squad Wide Receiver Kendall Hinton played QB for the Denver Broncos yesterday against the Saints. The Broncos were forced to put Hinton under center yesterday after placing all four QBs on their roster in quarantine due to the league’s Covid-19 contact tracing protocols. Hinton finished with just one completion and the Saints won 31-3. What do you think, should the NFL have postponed the game? We posed that question to our  _________ listeners, click below to hear their responses, take the web poll below to weigh in, then listen tomorrow at _______ to hear the results.  

(Upload audio from your best calls)  

(Web poll)  

Should the NFL have postponed the Broncos Saints game?  

Yes  

No