Solo Prep November 23, 2020

NOTE: There will be no Solo Prep on Thursday because of the Thanksgiving holiday. Subscribers can download the DIY graphics, sales one sheets and audio clips on the Show Prep page here with their login or in the shared Dropbox folder.  

Tease: Coming up in ___________ minutes, last night’s big winner at the AMAs  

Taylor Swift won big at the AMAs last night. Swift took the top prize of Artist of the Year, along with music video of the year for “Cardigan” and favorite female pop artist. She now holds the record for most American Music Award career wins by a single artist with 32. So, at this point she’s basically using AMAs as door stops at home. (Additional out) Roughly one for each of her cats I’m assuming she names after exes.  

Tease: In ___­­­­___ minutes, yet another vaccine shows promising results  

AstraZeneca says its new vaccine is about 70% effective, with one of the dosing regimens showing an efficacy of 90%. This vaccine, developed with the University of Oxford, is the third to show promising results. Also, Regeneron received an emergency use authorization by the FDA over weekend. Regeneron was the experimental antibody cocktail given to President Trump during his bout with the virus. In a related story I developed an experimental cocktail over the weekend that is 90% effective at making the news easier to watch. (Additional out) It’s a pretty safe bet you’re going to get approved when your drug helps cure the President.  

Tease: Coming up at ­­­­­­­­­­­­_____, some of the restaurants offering full blown Thanksgiving meals to go  

Cracker Barrel and Denny’s are just a few of the restaurants offering full blown Thanksgiving meals. With health experts warning against traditional large Thanksgiving get-togethers, many restaurants have stepped up this year. See the full list on our website but a few others include Bob Evans and Boston Market. Grocery stores like Kroger and Whole Foods also have ready to go Thanksgiving meals. Perfect for all of us who have no idea how to cook a Thanksgiving meal because we always let mom do all the work. (Additional Out) So there are multiple alternatives for getting your tryptophan fix this year.  

Tease: In _____ minutes, Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose do this to their cars  

Don’t let moose lick your car. That’s the warning Canadian officials are giving motorists. Allowing moose to lick the salt off your car gets them habituated to being around cars, which is bad for the animals and drivers. Moose are apparently obsessed with salt and they recently realized they can get it from road salt that splashes onto cars. So, if you ever see a moose approaching your car simply drive away. Whatever you do don’t get out and try to pet it, unlike cartoon moose, real moose can be jerks. (Additional Out) Then yell at Bullwinkle to fulfill his creepy salt fetish elsewhere.  

Phone Topic/Web Poll: There are two major lottery drawings this week. The jackpot in tomorrow’s Mega Millions drawing is worth 200 million dollars and there’s a Powerball drawing on Wednesday for 202 million. If you won two hundred million in the lottery would you take the twenty-year payout or the smaller, up-front cash option?  

Contest Tease: Coming up at _____________, which state is the naughtiest? The correct answer wins _______ _.  

[Contest setup] According to MSN that looked at STDs, Ashley Madison users, and sexually active young people per 100,000 to come up with a promiscuity index score, which US state is the most promiscuous?  

A: Alaska  

B: Maryland  

C: Mississippi  

Answer: C, Maryland and Alaska rounded out the top 3 but Mississippi was ranked the most promiscuous US state. So, apparently the state none of us can spell is down with OPP.  

[DIY Feature] Name that Movie Monday: I’ll give you a clue and play a short clip, the first person to call in and correctly identify the movie wins ________. If no one gets it I’ll move on to another clue and a slightly longer clip.  

Clue #1: The sequel will come out later this year  

Clue #2: About an Amazon princess  

Clue #3: Starred Gal Gadot and Chris Pine  

Answer: Wonder Woman  

5 Things You Need to Know  

1) Taylor Swift won big at the AMAs last night. Swift took the top prize of Artist of the Year, along with music video of the year for “Cardigan” and favorite female pop artist. She now holds the record for most American Music Award career wins by a single artist with 32. Roughly one for each of her cats I’m assuming she names after exes.  

2) AstraZeneca says its new vaccine is about 70% effective, with one of the dosing regimens showing an efficacy of 90%. This vaccine, developed with the University of Oxford, is the third to show promising results. Also, Regeneron received an emergency use authorization by the FDA over weekend. Regeneron was the experimental antibody cocktail given to President Trump during his bout with the virus. In a related story I developed an experimental cocktail over the weekend that is 90% effective at making the news easier to watch.  

3) Cracker Barrel and Denny’s are just a few of the restaurants offering full blown Thanksgiving meals. With health experts warning against traditional large Thanksgiving get-togethers, many restaurants have stepped up this year. Click this link to see the full list but a few others include Bob Evans and Boston Market. Grocery stores like Kroger and Whole Foods also have ready to go Thanksgiving meals. Perfect for all of us who have no idea how to cook a Thanksgiving meal because we always let mom do all the work.  

4) Don’t let moose lick your car. That’s the warning Canadian officials are giving motorists. Allowing moose to lick the salt off your car gets them habituated to being around cars, which is bad for the animals and drivers. Moose are apparently obsessed with salt and they recently realized they can get it from road salt that splashes onto cars. So, if you ever see a moose approaching your car simply drive away. Then yell at Bullwinkle to fulfill his creepy salt fetish elsewhere.  

5) MSN looked at STDs, Ashley Madison users, and sexually active young people per 100,000 to come up with a promiscuity index score by state. Maryland and Alaska rounded out the top 3 but Mississippi was ranked the most promiscuous US state. So, apparently the state none of us can spell is down with OPP.  

Would You Take the Lottery Cash Option or The Payout?  

There are two major lottery drawings this week. The jackpot in tomorrow’s Mega Millions drawing is worth 200 million dollars and there’s a Powerball drawing on Wednesday for 202 million. If you won two hundred million in the lottery would you take the twenty-year payout or the smaller, up-front cash option? We posed that question to our  _________ listeners, click below to hear their responses, take the web poll below to weigh in, then listen tomorrow at _______ to hear the results.  

(Upload audio from your best calls)  

(Web polls)  

If you won $200,000,000 in the lottery would you take the payout or the cash option?  

Payout  

Cash option

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