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Tease: Coming up in ___________ minutes, more good Covid news  

Average Covid-19 case numbers in the US are the lowest they’ve been in nearly a year. Also, case tallies are down in all 50 states. That’s a good sign vaccination efforts are working, even with demand slowing across the country. About 48% of the US population has gotten at least one dose. I never realized how much I missed seeing the bottom of people’s faces. (Additional Out) So, soon we’ll be able to stop purelling our hands 100 times a day.  

Tease: In ___­­­­___ minutes, the new haircut trend that’s popular across genders  

Wolf cuts are this year’s biggest haircut trend. This hairdo is recognizable by its voluminous crown, which swiftly tapers into wispy layers. It’s the latest Gen Z beauty trend that’s taking social media by storm. Popular across genders, the wolf cut originated in the salons of South Korea and takes its name from the wild, untamed look the layers create that resemble the fur of its namesake. Basically, it’s like a shag mullet. (Additional Out) You know we’re running low on new haircut ideas when we’re just emulating random wild animals.  

Tease: Coming up at ­­­­­­­­­­­­_____, another guy at a gender reveal party with a terrible idea  

A New Hampshire man who detonated 80 pounds of explosives and a gender reveal party has been charged with disorderly conduct. Police say Anthony Spinelli bought and detonated 80 pounds of Tannerite as part of a recent gender reveal party. The explosion was so large it triggered tremors that caused neighbors to believe they were in an earthquake. This is why you don’t let guys plan a gender reveal party. (Additional out) Something tells me Anthony’s gonna be a wonderful parent.  

Tease: In _____ minutes, who Pro Football Focus ranks as the number one QB in the NFL  

Patrick Mahomes is the best QB in the NFL according to Pro Football Focus. PFF ranked all 32 NFL team's starting QBs ahead of the season and Kansas City’s Mahomes came in at number one followed by Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson and Deshaun Watson. The Bronco’s Drew Lock came in last at number 32. Not a good sign for the few remaining Bronco’s fans.  (Additional out). I know Mahomes won a Super Bowl and he can throw side-arm no look passes, but I can’t root for anyone who puts ketchup on a steak.  

Phone Topic/Web Poll: A recent survey revealed that 7% of men are so deluded that they think they could take a grizzly bear in a fight where they are unarmed. Almost as astounding, 8% say they could beat up a full-grown lion and 9% think they’d win against an elephant or a gorilla. What do you think, what’s the largest animal you could take in a fight?  

Contest Tease: Contest Tease: Coming up at _____________, what’s the top city in the US for these kinds of celebrations? The correct answer wins ________.    

[Contest setup] Party planning service the Bach looked at one million engaged couple’s party plans to determine the top city in the US for bachelor and bachelorette parties. What city came in at number one?  

A: Vegas  

B: Nashville  

C: Miami  

Answer: B, for the third year in a row Nashville came in at number one followed by Scottsdale, Miami and Las Vegas. Remember bachelors and bachelorettes, its not a party for you, it’s a party for your married friends who hate their lives.  

[DIY Feature] What in the World Wednesday: I’ll give you riddle clues about a place, person or thing and the first person to guess it correctly wins _________. If no one gets it I’ll give you more clues.  

Hint: Place  

Clue 1: More than 800 languages are spoken here  

Clue 2: 8.419 million people live here  

Clue 3: France gave the US this city’s famous statue  

Answer: New York City  

5 Things You Need to Know  

1) Average Covid-19 case numbers in the US are the lowest they’ve been in nearly a year. Also, case tallies are down in all 50 states. That’s a good sign vaccination efforts are working, even with demand slowing across the country. About 48% of the US population has gotten at least one dose. I never realized how much I missed seeing the bottom of people’s faces.  

2) Wolf cuts are this year’s biggest haircut trend. This hairdo is recognizable by its voluminous crown, which swiftly tapers into wispy layers. It’s the latest Gen Z beauty trend that’s taking social media by storm. Popular across genders, the wolf cut originated in the salons of South Korea and takes its name from the wild, untamed look the layers create that resemble the fur of its namesake. You know we’re running low on new haircut ideas when we’re just emulating random wild animals.  

3) A New Hampshire man who detonated 80 pounds of explosives and a gender reveal party has been charged with disorderly conduct. Police say Anthony Spinelli bought and detonated 80 pounds of Tannerite as part of a recent gender reveal party. The explosion was so large it triggered tremors that caused neighbors to believe they were in an earthquake. Something tells me Anthony’s gonna be a wonderful parent.  

4) Patrick Mahomes is the best QB in the NFL according to Pro Football Focus. PFF ranked all 32 NFL team's starting QBs ahead of the season and Kansas City’s Mahomes came in at number one followed by Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson and Deshaun Watson. The Bronco’s Drew Lock came in last at number 32. I know Mahomes won a Super Bowl and he can throw side-arm no look passes, but I can’t root for anyone who puts ketchup on a steak.  

5) Party planning service the Bach looked at one million engaged couple’s party plans to determine the top city in the US for bachelor and bachelorette parties. For the third year in a row Nashville came in at number one followed by Scottsdale, Miami and Las Vegas. Remember bachelors and bachelorettes, its not a party for you, it’s a party for your married friends who hate their lives.  

What’s The Largest Animal You Could Take in a Fight?  

A recent survey revealed that 7% of men are so deluded that they think they could take a grizzly bear in a fight where they are unarmed. Almost as astounding, 8% say they could beat up a full-grown lion and 9% think they’d win against an elephant or a gorilla. What do you think, what’s the largest animal you could take in a fight? We posed that question to our  _________ listeners, click below to hear their responses, take the web poll below to weigh in, then listen tomorrow at _______ to hear the results.  

(Upload audio from your best calls)  

(Web poll)  

What’s the largest animal you could take in a fight?  

Grizzly bear  

Lion  

Elephant  

Gorilla  

Crocodile  

Wolf  

Kangaroo  

Chimpanzee  

King Cobra  

Large Dog  

Eagle  

Medium Sized Dog  

Goose  

House Cat  

Rat  

(Other suggestions from on-air)