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Tease: Coming up in ___________ minutes, this pop superstar is boycotting the Grammy’s this Sunday  

The Weeknd is officially boycotting the Grammys. The pop star told the New York Times he will no longer submit songs for the prestigious annual awards show after it declined to nominate him for a single accolade for ‘Blinding Lights’ which spent 52 weeks in the top 10. Trevor Noah will host the Grammy’s this Sunday and two dozen artists are set to perform. My uncle is officially boycotting the Grammys too after they snubbed his cover band Slack Babbath yet again. (Additional out) IE lip-synch while pretending to play instruments that aren’t plugged in.  

Tease: In ___­­­­___ minutes, when Biden wants all states to open vaccination opportunities to all adults  

President Biden directed all states to open vaccination opportunities to all adults by May 1st. The President made the announcement in his first prime-time speech to the nation last night asking Americans to do their part in keeping coronavirus dangers at bay. If all goes well he said the nation could be back to normal by July 4th. I’m in, keep sending us checks and I’ll do whatever you want. (Additional out) That’s perfect, the 4th is my second favorite drinking holiday behind Family Thanksgiving.  

Tease: Coming up at ­­­­­­­­­­­­_____, this movie star is considering running for Governor 

Matthew McConaughey says he’s seriously considering a run for Texas governor. On a recent podcast interview the movie star, who’s a native Texan, said that running for governor is a ‘true consideration’. Texas Governor Greg Abbott is up for reelection next year. And based on how Abbott handled Covid and the power debacle, Matthew would probably do alright alright alright. (Additional out) So prepare to hear a lot about Matthew’s pot-fueled naked bongo incident.  

Tease: In _____ minutes, this streaming service is about to crackdown on password sharers  

Netflix may crack down on password sharing. The streaming giant is testing a new feature that would help it crack down on the common practice of sharing accounts. However, the feature is just a test for now and it’s rolling out for a limited number of users. The company’s terms of service say Netflix accounts ‘may not be shared with individuals beyond your household.’ Which is fine with me, I don’t like everyone in my extended family knowing how much I watch murder shows. (Additional out) So, I guess its time to stop using your sister’s boyfriend’s dad’s Netflix account.  

Phone Topic/Web Poll: Honey it’s me or the Chicken McNuggets. A woman says she got dumped for hiding McDonald’s trips from her Vegan boyfriend. She’s not alone, a survey last year found that more than half of all Americans hide their bad eating habits from their significant others. What about you, do you cheat on your partner with food? If so, what’s your cheat food?  

Contest Tease: Contest Tease: Coming up at _____________, what child’s toy just turned 60? The correct answer wins ________.    

[Contest setup] Created in 1961, two years after its partner was introduced to kids everywhere. What famous child’s toy is now 60 years old?    

A: Mr. Potato Head  

B: Raggedy Ann  

C: Ken Doll  

Answer: C, Mattel launched a reproduction of the original Ken Doll yesterday to commemorate his debut 60 years ago. I assume he celebrated in the traditional way, buying hair plugs and a sports car he looks ridiculous in.   

[DIY Feature] Fast Five Fridays: If you can name five in five seconds you’ll win _________. Call for your chance to win.  

Fast Five Friday Topic:  Camping  

(Read once you get the caller on the line)   

Name 5 of the top 15 camping activities for kids according to tents n trees dot com (Hide&Seek, Tag, Capture the Flag, I Spy, Tug of War, Fetch, hiking, cooking, scavenger hunts, building a fort, gathering firewood/building a firepit, counting squirrels/birds, finding wood toys, carving wood, making smores)  

Name 5 of the top 10 camping essentials according to Do It Best dot com (Maps, tent, sleeping bags, light, fire starter, cooler, Pots/Pans/Plates, First-Aid Kit, Toiletries, Seating)  

5 Things You Need to Know  

1) The Weeknd is officially boycotting the Grammys. The pop star told the New York Times he will no longer submit songs for the prestigious annual awards show after it declined to nominate him for a single accolade for ‘Blinding Lights’ which spent 52 weeks in the top 10. Trevor Noah will host the Grammy’s this Sunday and two dozen artists are set to perform. My uncle is officially boycotting the Grammys too after they snubbed his cover band Slack Babbath yet again.  

2) President Biden directed all states to open vaccination opportunities to all adults by May 1st. The President made the announcement in his first prime-time speech to the nation last night asking Americans to do their part in keeping coronavirus dangers at bay. If all goes well he said the nation could be back to normal by July 4th. I’m in, keep sending us checks and I’ll do whatever you want. 

3) Matthew McConaughey says he’s seriously considering a run for Texas governor. On a recent podcast interview the movie star, who’s a native Texan, said that running for governor is a ‘true consideration’. Texas Governor Greg Abbott is up for reelection next year. And based on how Abbott handled Covid and the power debacle, Matthew would probably do alright alright alright.  

4) Netflix may crack down on password sharing. The streaming giant is testing a new feature that would help it crack down on the common practice of sharing accounts. However, the feature is just a test for now and it’s rolling out for a limited number of users. The company’s terms of service say Netflix accounts ‘may not be shared with individuals beyond your household.’ Which is fine with me, I don’t like everyone in my extended family knowing how much I watch murder shows.  

5) Created in 1961, two years after its partner was introduced to kids everywhere, the Ken Doll just turned 60. Mattel launched a reproduction of the original Ken Doll yesterday to commemorate his debut 60 years ago. I assume he celebrated in the traditional way, buying hair plugs and a sports car he looks ridiculous in.  

Do You Cheat On Your Partner With Food?  

Honey it’s me or the Chicken McNuggets. A woman says she got dumped for hiding McDonald’s trips from her Vegan boyfriend. She’s not alone, a survey last year found that more than half of all Americans hide their bad eating habits from their significant others. What about you, do you cheat on your partner with food? If so, what’s your cheat food? We posed those questions to our  _________ listeners, click below to hear their responses, take the web poll below to weigh in, then listen Monday at _______ to hear the results.  

(Upload audio from your best calls)  

(Web poll)  

Do you hide your bad eating habits from your significant other?  

Yes  

No