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Tease: Coming up in ___________ minutes, what caused a massive crash at the Tour de France  

A spectator waving a sign caused a disastrous pile-up at the Tour de France. French authorities are still looking for the woman who stepped in front of the racing pack holding a cardboard sign to display a message for the TV cameras. The sign hit German rider Tony Martin which led to the subsequent crash of dozens of riders behind him. She’s being charged with making the Tour de France watchable. (Additional Out) So far bringing spectators back to sports isn’t going so well.  

Tease: In ___­­­­___ minutes, where two nude sunbathers were fined after fleeing from a wild animal  

Australian police found two naked men lost in the bush after they fled a deer while sunbathing on the beach. They were fined $750 each for violating Sydney’s latest round of lockdowns. The two were nude sunbathing when they were startled by the wild deer, ran into the forest and got lost. Something tells me drugs were involved. (Additional Out) Not sure why you would be that scared of a deer and if you were why you would run into the forest where there are likely many more deer.  

Tease: Coming up at ­­­­­­­­­­­­_____, Simone Biles continues to dominate  

Simone Biles won the US Olympic Gymnastic trials last night. The US women’s gymnastic team is set for next month’s Olympics and the reigning world champion led the way. She’ll be joined in Tokyo by Sunisa Lee, Jordan Chiles and Grace McCallum. Where the whole world will be reminded of our dominance at balancing, flipping and posing. (Additional Out) There’s also a men’s team made up of a bunch of guys nobody’s heard of.  

Tease: In _____ minutes, how much F9 brought in over the weekend  

F9 topped the box office over the weekend bringing in 70-million-dollars in North America. A Quiet Place Part 2 came in second followed by the Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard. The latest entry in the Fast and Furious franchise had the biggest opening weekend for any movie since the start of the pandemic. Which unfortunately means we’ll definitely get an F10. (Additional out) So one thing that hasn’t changed is our love for fast cars, crazy stunts and mediocre acting.  

Phone Topic/Web Poll An anonymous customer at a New Hampshire bar and grill left a $16,000 tip on a $37 tab. The eight bartenders working the shift at the Stumble Inn Bar & Grill in Londonerry decided to share the tip with the four cooks working in the kitchen as well. What’s the average tip you typically leave at a restaurant percentage-wise and should you tip on to go food or not?  

Contest Tease:  Coming up at _____________, which one of these is a real conspiracy theory people just held a rally for? The correct answer wins ________.    

[Contest setup] Thanks to the internet, conspiracy theories are running rampant in recent years, moving way past the grassy knoll and moon landing. Which one of these is a real conspiracy theory that people held a massive rally for recently?  

A: President Biden is a clone  

B: Birds aren’t real  

C: Disneyland is Illuminati’s headquarters  

Answer: B, there was a huge ‘Birds Aren’t Real’ rally held in Springfield, Missouri by people who believe the US government killed all the birds in the USA and replaced them with surveillance drones. But, now that I said the other two out loud on the radio, someone will run with those as well.  

[DIY Feature] Name that Movie Monday: I’ll give you a clue and play a short clip, the first person to call in and correctly identify the movie wins ________. If no one gets it I’ll move on to another clue and a slightly longer clip.  

Clue #1: 2001 Action Thriller  

Clue #2: Both female leads didn’t have a driver’s license  

Clue #3: 1500 cars were used in the ‘Race Wars’ sequence  

Answer: Fast and Furious  

5 Things You Need to Know  

1) A spectator waving a sign caused a disastrous pile-up at the Tour de France. French authorities are still looking for the woman who stepped in front of the racing pack holding a cardboard sign to display a message for the TV cameras. The sign hit German rider Tony Martin which led to the subsequent crash of dozens of riders behind him. She’s being charged with making the Tour de France watchable.  

2) Australian police found two naked men lost in the bush after they fled a deer while sunbathing on the beach. They were fined $750 each for violating Sydney’s latest round of lockdowns. The two were nude sunbathing when they were startled by the wild deer, ran into the forest and got lost. Something tells me drugs were involved.  

3) Simone Biles won the US Olympic Gymnastic trials last night. The US women’s gymnastic team is set for next month’s Olympics and the reigning world champion led the way. She’ll be joined in Tokyo by Sunisa Lee, Jordan Chiles and Grace McCallum. Where the whole world will be reminded of our dominance at balancing, flipping and posing.  

4) F9 topped the box office over the weekend bringing in 70-million-dollars in North America. A Quiet Place Part 2 came in second followed by the Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard. The latest entry in the Fast and Furious franchise had the biggest opening weekend for any movie since the start of the pandemic. So one thing that hasn’t changed is our love for fast cars, crazy stunts and mediocre acting.  

5) Thanks to the internet, conspiracy theories are running rampant in recent years, moving way past the grassy knoll and moon landing. Which one of these is a real conspiracy theory that people held a massive rally for recently? A) President Biden is a clone, B) Birds aren’t real or C) Disneyland is Illuminati headquarters. Answer: B, there was a huge ‘Birds Aren’t Real’ rally held in Springfield, Missouri by people who believe the US government killed all the birds in the USA and replaced them with surveillance drones. But, now that I wrote the other two on the internet, someone will run with those as well.  

Should You Tip On To Go Food?  

An anonymous customer at a New Hampshire bar and grill left a $16,000 tip on a $37 tab after ordering some hot dogs, chips and a few drinks. The eight bartenders working the shift at the Stumble Inn Bar & Grill in Londonerry decided to share the tip with the four cooks working in the kitchen as well. What’s the average tip you typically leave at a restaurant percentage-wise and should you tip on to go food or not? We posed those questions to our  _________ listeners, click below to hear their responses, take the web polls to weigh in, then listen tomorrow at _______ to hear the results.  

(Upload audio from your best calls)  

(Web poll)  

What’s the average tip you typically leave at a restaurant?  

10%  

15%  

20%  

25%  

Should you tip on to go food?  

Yes  

No