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Tease: Coming up in ___________ minutes, Trump's lawyer catches Covid  

Rudy Giuliana has tested positive for coronavirus. The news was announced by Trump on Twitter and later confirmed by a tweet from Giuliani. Following the diagnosis Trump’s lawyer has entered Georgetown University Medical Center in Washington. Giuliani, who is 76 years old, has repeatedly appeared in public without a mask at numerous recent public appearances. It’s been a rough year for America’s mayor between this, that scene in Borat and the opening skit on SNL Saturday mocking his recent public flatulence. (Additional out) Including at the hearing he farted at last week.  

Tease: In ___­­­­___ minutes, I’ll tell you who YouTuber Logan Paul will fight  

Logan Paul will fight Floyd Mayweather on February 20th. The YouTuber, who’s brother Jake Paul recently made headlines by knocking out an ex-NBA star in an exhibition fight, has agreed to get in the ring with retired boxing champion Floyd Maywether Jr. Mayweather has an undefeated record of 50 and 0 and is considered one of the greatest boxers of all time. Logan Paul has fought twice before, scoring a draw and a loss to vlogger and rapper KSI. But he’s also well aware millions of people will pay fifty bucks to watch him get beat up. (Additional Out) So Paul has roughly the same odds I do of beating Michael Jordan in a game of HORSE.  

Tease: Coming up at ­­­­­­­­­­­­_____, how Australia plans to count Koalas  

Drones, acoustic surveys, droppings and detector dogs. That’s what Australia plans to use to do their first koala count in years. The country allots millions to koala conservation and their last count was done in 2012. This year’s count of the cute marsupials will be more high-tech though adding heat seeking drones and analyzing koala droppings to figure out a more accurate number. That’s one meeting you don’t want to be late to or you’ll end up on koala poo duty. (Additional out) Which has to be kind of odd for the koalas, ‘Why are those nerds running around collecting all of our poops?”  

Tease: In _____ minutes, yesterday’s bench clearing brawl  

The Bengals-Dolphins game led to a huge brawl yesterday that some are calling the fight of the year in the NFL. The trouble started after a late hit on Dolphins punt returner Jakeem Grant by Bengals wide receiver Mike Thomas. The bench clearing brawl almost involved Dolphins Head Coach Brian Flores who shouted at officials as he was trying to enter the fight. But he kept his mask on so they probably won’t fine him. (Additional Out) I, for one, applaud Miami’s effort to make a Bengals game watchable.  

Phone Topic/Web Poll: A California man fought off a 350-pound bear to save his dog Buddy. Kaleb Benham told CBS Sacramento the only thing going through his mind was that he needed to save his baby. A few weeks ago a Florida man dove into the water to save his dog from an alligator. What do you think, what animal could you take in a fight to save your dog?  

Contest Tease: Coming up at _____________, how much will one of these run you? The correct answer wins _______ _.  

[Contest setup] The metallic monolith mystery has been solved. The three-sided metal objects first spotted in a remote Utah dessert were apparently the work of a community of artists known as “The Most Famous Artist”. Not shockingly, they are now selling the metallic monoliths with a four to six-week delivery. How much will one cost you?  

A: $35,000  

B: $45,000  

C: $55,000  

Answer: B, the mysterious looking metal monoliths will run you $45,000. A small price to pay to freak out your neighbors who haven’t heard this story update.  

[DIY Feature] Name that Movie Monday: I’ll give you a clue and play a short clip, the first person to call in and correctly identify the movie wins ________. If no one gets it I’ll move on to another clue and a slightly longer clip.  

Clue #1: Released in 1988  

Clue #2: Based on Dickens  

Clue #3: Bill Murray as television exec Frank Cross  

Answer: Scrooged  

5 Things You Need to Know  

1) Rudy Giuliana has tested positive for coronavirus. The news was announced by Trump on Twitter and later confirmed by a tweet from Giuliani. Following the diagnosis Trump’s lawyer has entered Georgetown University Medical Center in Washington. Giuliani, who is 76 years old, has repeatedly appeared in public without a mask at numerous recent public appearances. Including at the hearing he farted at last week.  

2) Logan Paul will fight Floyd Mayweather on February 20th. The YouTuber, who’s brother Jake Paul recently made headlines by knocking out an ex-NBA star in an exhibition fight, has agreed to get in the ring with retired boxing champion Floyd Maywether Jr. Mayweather has an undefeated record of 50 and 0 and is considered one of the greatest boxers of all time. Logan Paul has fought twice before, scoring a draw and a loss to vlogger and rapper KSI. So Paul has roughly the same odds I do of beating Michael Jordan in a game of HORSE.  

3) Drones, acoustic surveys, droppings and detector dogs. That’s what Australia plans to use to do their first koala count in years. The country allots millions to koala conservation and their last count was done in 2012. This year’s count of the cute marsupials will be more high-tech though adding heat seeking drones and analyzing koala droppings to figure out a more accurate number. That’s one meeting you don’t want to be late to or you’ll end up on koala poo duty.  

4) The Bengals-Dolphins game led to a huge brawl yesterday that some are calling the fight of the year in the NFL. The trouble started after a late hit on Dolphins punt returner Jakeem Grant by Bengals wide receiver Mike Thomas. The bench clearing brawl almost involved Dolphins Head Coach Brian Flores who shouted at officials as he was trying to enter the fight. I, for one, applaud Miami’s effort to make a Bengals game watchable.  

5) The metallic monolith mystery has been solved. The three-sided metal objects first spotted in a remote Utah dessert were apparently the work of a community of artists known as “The Most Famous Artist”. Not shockingly, they are now selling the metallic monoliths with a four to six-week delivery. The mysterious looking metal art pieces will run you $45,000. A small price to pay to freak out your neighbors who haven’t heard this story update.  

What Animal Could You Take in a Fight To Save Your Dog?  

A California man fought off a 350-pound bear to save his dog Buddy. Kaleb Benham told CBS Sacramento the only thing going through his mind was that he needed to save his baby. A few weeks ago a Florida man dove into the water to save his dog from an alligator. What do you think, what animal could you take in a fight to save your dog? We posed that question to our  _________ listeners, click below to hear their responses, take the web poll below to weigh in, then listen tomorrow at _______ to hear the results.  

(Upload audio from your best calls)  

(Web poll)  

What animal could you take in a fight to save your dog?  

Bear  

Alligator  

Mountain Lion  

Multiple Wolves  

A kangaroo  

(Other suggestions from on-air)